Monday, February 28, 2011

Need An Excuse?

For all of you who have run out of "good" excuses to call into work:

"The employers polled in the survey were also asked to recount some of the more creative reasons they had heard from late employees. Among them:
  • Employee claimed his hair was hurting his head.
  • Employee claimed they did not get any sleep because their boyfriend's wife threw them out of the house.
  • Employee claimed their karma was not in sync that day.
  • Employee claimed they got hurt taking a fork out of the dishwasher.
  • Employee claimed they weren’t late … the company clock was wrong."
Taken from http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2011/02/24/6123757-boss-im-gonna-be-late-because-my-karma-isnt-in-sync?gt1=43001

1 comment:

Andy said...

there's a girl that works with Joey that has such off the wall excuses about work that the tellers have started keeping a list of them. I think there are around 30 on the list right now.